Today’s Joke

A young woman calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby.

The clerk explains that many mothers figure out an infant’s weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult scale and then subtracting their own weight.

“Oh, that won’t work,” replies the lady. “I’m not the mother — I’m the aunt.”

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