A beautiful woman loves to garden and she shares boundaries with a secret admirer.
Very sad for her, she can’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day she approached her neighbour who admires her secretly and said: “What do you do to get your tomatoes red?”
He replies: “That’s easy, twice everyday I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
Out of desperation, the woman decided to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden while the man watches secretly.
At the end of second week, the neighbour asked: “How did it go? Did your tomatoes turn red?”
“No,” she replies, “but my cucumbers are enormous. How did you do yours because I never saw you doing it?”
“Well, I do mine late at night so the tomatoes can’t even control their blushing as they don’t see each other.”
Suddenly, the neighbour’s wife who had observed the husband peeping out at the woman, descended heavily on him and exposed his secret. The woman shamefully added a few biting before leaving the scene.