Today’s Joke

Little Johnny was in the living room playing with his toy train as his mother cooked dinner in the Kitchen. Meanwhile, he had abandoned his homework.

”All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on.”

Few minutes later, his mom came out of the kitchen and said: “Have you completed the homework?”

Johnny said “No”

Then the mother said: “You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to go to your room and don’t come back until you have completed the homework!’

So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.

He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says: ”All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on. And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, please ask my manager in the kitchen.”

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