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The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there’s a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them. When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders...

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Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they’re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the ball hits the water, the pond parts and the ball rolls up onto the green. Jesus winds up and...

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A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another,” says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team.” “That’s nothing,” says the Baptist. “I have 10...

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Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system. One day he got an easy homework assignment.  All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence.  This is what he did…. 1. ...

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There was a young country boy who was very bright. In fact he was bright enough to be accepted to Harvard. One of his first assignments at Harvard was to write a paper on a famous person. He didn’t know who he would write about...

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Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in. The first nun is asked, “Who was the first man on Earth?” She says, “Adam.” Lights flash and the pearly gates open. The second nun is asked, “Who was...

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One Sunday, a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor noticed that someone had contributed...

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Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, “We don’t want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?” The mother told them, “Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours.” So the nuns left thinking, “What...

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At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney...

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In the neighborhood where I live, there’s a fortune teller. I had never been there, so I decided that I was gonna go. I just don’t know how to describe it but definitely so not want to call it a scam. That’s popular already. Lady...