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Today’s Joke

A lady has been wondering over this and hopefully, someone out there can hepp. She is considering that if she has a little dispute with her boyfriend because of roasted CORN, what should she call it? A) CORNbeef B) CORNflict? Please, put your response in...

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Today’s Joke

I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, you give me the doughnut — end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into...

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Today’s Joke

Everybody knows the saying: ‘You should never go to the grocery store when you’re hungry.’ But there’s another saying that I don’t think they tell you enough which is this: ‘You should never go to the zoo when you’re lonely.’

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Today’s Joke

An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, “What?” The doctor said, “I need a blood, urine and feces sample.” The man still...

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I met a young man who seemed lost. I took pity on him and gave him a slice of pizza, and he was touched. He looked up at me, he got a tear in his eye, and he said, ‘Thank you.’ And then he wiped...

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Tody’s Joke

Joe asked God, “How much is a penny worth in heaven?” God replied, “$1 million.” Joe asked, “How long is a minute in heaven?” God said, “One million years.” Joe asked for a penny. God said, “Sure, in a minute.”

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Today’s Joke

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper: English Lang. 17% Biology 35% Mathematics 40% Physics 37% Chemistry 42%...

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Today’s Joke

Be Patient and Listen I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper: English Lang. 17% Biology 35% Mathematics 40%...

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Today’s Joke

A 40-year-old man was wrongly sentenced to jail for 35years over an attempted murder of a burglar. A lone armed robber attacked his house and was almost successfully carting away many valuables. The man quickly took a knife and threw at the criminal. The object...

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Today’s Joke

joke”I have good news and bad news,” the defense lawyer says to his client. “What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, “Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene.” “Dammit!” cries the client. “What’s the good news?” “Well,” the lawyer says, “Your cholesterol...