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The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M....

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A visiting professor at the University of West Virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 40 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start,” says the professor....

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Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor, “Have you read Marx?” To which the professor of psychology replied,...

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Women, you can weed out the bad men. Advocate more respect for yourselves. Anywhere you go, carry an English book. As soon as the guy comes up to you: ‘Here, read paragraph one. Tell me what it’s saying. Underline the verb once, the subject twice....

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“I’M NO LONGER A VIRGIN” The family is at the dining table. The little 10-year-old girl does not eat and has her nose in her plate…. After a few moments, she says, “I’ve something to tell you people” Silence around the table. “I’m no longer...

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A man after planning with his girlfriend to go on a weeklong vacation, bade his wife goodbye that he was going to travel for two (2) days to the next city for business. He left and didn’t return until five (5) days after and the...

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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She held up the box and said, “I bet it’s some flowers!” “That’s right!” shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s...

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A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks....

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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any...

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Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, “De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.”