Today’s Jokes

After 12 years of querelsome marriage, the husband decided to seek his wife’s rededication. So he asked:

Husband: Dear, do you still love me?

Wife: What sort of question is that, I have always loved you.

Husband: Ok then, how much do you love me?

Wife: I cannot measure the extent because I can fight the Whole World for you.

Husband: So why do you fight me?

Wife: Because you mean the whole wolrd to me.

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