Today’s Jokes
After 12 years of querelsome marriage, the husband decided to seek his wife’s rededication. So he asked:
Husband: Dear, do you still love me?
Wife: What sort of question is that, I have always loved you.
Husband: Ok then, how much do you love me?
Wife: I cannot measure the extent because I can fight the Whole World for you.
Husband: So why do you fight me?
Wife: Because you mean the whole wolrd to me.
