Today’s Jokes

A man walks into a mall and notices a pretty young woman waving at him and says hello.

He was not immediately receptive since he could not place where he knew her from, so he asks, “Do you know me?” To which the lady replies, “I think you are the father of one of my kids.”

Now, the newly wedded man flashed back on the only period he was unfaithful to in his 8 months old marriage and says, “Oh my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid with by the pool with my buddies watching, while your partners whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my butt?”

She immediately replied, “No, I’m your son’s math teach is what I meant.”

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