Three friends once went to drink and drank to stupor. On their way home in the taxi, they told the driver where they were going to.
As soon as the driver noticed that they were drunk, he decided to play them. So, he started the engine and put it off almost immediately and said: “We are at your destination. Please pay me and get down.”
The guy in front brought out is wallet and gave it to him with the content. The second dug his hands in the pocket and gave him the money he could bring out. Just then, the third guy hit him lightly from behind.
Then the driver inquired what that was for and the drunk guy said: “Next time, watch your speed. How come we took this long to get here?”