Today’s Joke

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

“Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?”

“No.”

“So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?”

“There was no reason because the man’s brain was in a jar on my desk, or do you suppose he could be alive but brainless.”

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