One day a dubious husband, who had wanted to claim his wife’s belonging, went to confirm worth of his wife’s share from the Stock broker.
In finding out, he called his wife who had been ill, on the phone and asked what she was doing…
Wife: “Come home quickly, I can’t do anything right now because I am dying.”
Husband jumped for joy but said: “Oh my God, how will I cope without you in my life…? Oh, I am finished. ”
Wife:” Dear, get serious. I said I am dying my hair.”
Husband said: “English is a bad language.”