Today’s Joke
Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: A pair of slippers.
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“I’ve heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”