A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said: “Madam, I should be in primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she is in primary 4.”
The madam had heard enough of his troubles and took the boy to the Principal. The Principal decided to test the boy with some questions from primary 4.
Principal: what is 3 + 3?
Boy: 6 sir.
Principal: 6 + 6?
Obviously, the boy got all the questions right. The Principal told the Teacher to immediately send the boy to primary 4. Meanwhile, the teacher decided to personally question the boy.
Teacher: What does cow have 4 of that I only have 2?
Teacher: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Teacher: What starts with a ‘C’ and ends with a ‘T’, it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Teacher: What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky?
(This time, the Principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the response, the boy answered)
Boy: Bubble Gum.
Teacher: …You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do?
(Now the Principal was becoming restless)
Teacher: …A finger goes in me, you fiddle me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?
Boy: Wedding Ring.
Teacher: Okay. I come in many sizes, when I am not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
(Principal yelled Jesus!)
Teacher: What starts with ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?
Teacher: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and every man gives it to is wife in marriage?
(Principal: Oh my God!)
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
The Principal interrupted shouting: Eeeehhhhh! then he breathed a breathe of relief and said: “Send this bloody boy to the University…Even I got all the answers wrong!