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Today’s Joke

After a Chemistry lecture on a certain day, the teacher asked the class to name one type of gas. The class was repentantly quiet for a while and the teacher was alarmed. Suddenly, a student, John  indicated by raising his hands up. Teacher: That’s very...

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One day a dubious husband, who had wanted to claim his wife’s belonging, went to confirm worth of his wife’s share from the  Stock broker. In finding out, he called his wife who had been ill, on the phone and asked what she was doing…...

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Little Johnny was in the living room playing with his toy train as his mother cooked dinner in the Kitchen. Meanwhile, he had abandoned his homework. ”All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to...

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  My friend thinks he is smart. We were having an innocent conversation on a sunny afternoon. That was after we had lunch together in a meal that required we included onion in the preparation. He told me in a strong opinion that an onion...

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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.   Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers.

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A mother sees her son watching television and says, “Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?” Jimmy replies, “It’s okay, Mom! I haven’t done my homework yet.”

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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and starts applying her makeup right there in bed…… Few minutes after, her Husband wakes up and found her applying her cosmetics. He stares at her and asked: “Honey, any problem? I hope you haven’t lost...

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Three fishermen catch a mermaid. If they agree to set her free, she will grant them each a wish. The first guy says, “OK, I want you to double my I.Q.” Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly. The second guy asks the mermaid to triple...

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This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for “Termination without Cause.” Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller: “Ridge Hall...

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I stopped buying makeup when I wandered into a department store recently and noticed that the makeup sales ladies are starting to dress like research scientists. They’re back there with slide rules and computerized skin charts. And you know they probably didn’t finish high school, but...