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Today’s Joke

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another,” says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team.” “That’s nothing,” says the Baptist. “I have 10...

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Women, you can weed out the bad men. Advocate more respect for yourselves. Anywhere you go, carry an English book. As soon as the guy comes up to you: ‘Here, read paragraph one. Tell me what it’s saying. Underline the verb once, the subject twice....

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A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices strange growth on his manhood. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.” The...

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MAD Kid ran out of the room and started a sudden conversation with Mom>> kid : Mummy why do you often call my little brother an Angel? Mother : because he is so little, and babies always look like Angels . why are you asking?...

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After a Chemistry lecture on a certain day, the teacher asked the class to name one type of gas. The class was repentantly quiet for a while and the teacher was alarmed. Suddenly, a student, John  indicated by raising his hands up. Teacher: That’s very...

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One day a dubious husband, who had wanted to claim his wife’s belonging, went to confirm worth of his wife’s share from the  Stock broker. In finding out, he called his wife who had been ill, on the phone and asked what she was doing…...

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Little Johnny was in the living room playing with his toy train as his mother cooked dinner in the Kitchen. Meanwhile, he had abandoned his homework. ”All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to...

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  My friend thinks he is smart. We were having an innocent conversation on a sunny afternoon. That was after we had lunch together in a meal that required we included onion in the preparation. He told me in a strong opinion that an onion...

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Today’s Joke

Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.   Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers.