Today’s Joke
A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work. They approach the first pond, the dog runs ahead into the brush. He comes back and waves his tail once. The owner tells his friend that this means there is one...
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Today’s Joke
An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, “What?” The doctor said, “I need a blood, urine and feces sample.” The man still...
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A mad man saw his friend crying by a flowing river all alone. He sat down beside him and inquired why he was crying The other one answered: “I put a cube of sugar in this river but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It’s not...
Weird secret ways to make food look delicious on Instagram
Bon Appetit! IN the age of Instagram – meals out, cooking and even snacks must be snapped and posted online for friends to envy. But how do chefs and online foodies make those chow pictures look so good? Fiona Ellis, right, with food stylist Jette Virdi...
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion. God said, “This person will cook for...
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Nuns were repainting their chapel, but they kept getting paint on their clothes, so they decided to remove them since they were alone. They heard some one knocking at the door, and one of the nuns asked, “Who is it?” The man at the door...
Dealers who posed with drug money face jail after police find photos
Two brothers, Kenechi and Oluchi Ochereobia, ran a network of drugs couriers from their bases in Hackney and Cardiff. During their investigation, officers found several pictures of Kenechi posing with thousands of pounds worth of cash – proceeds of his drug dealing. When questioned Kenechi,...
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A graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?” A graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” A graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much it cost?” A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, “Do you want fries...
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A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks....
Today’s Joke
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after...
