Bon Appetit! IN the age of Instagram – meals out, cooking and even snacks must be snapped and posted online for friends to envy. But how do chefs and online foodies make those chow pictures look so good? Fiona Ellis, right, with food stylist Jette Virdi...
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion. God said, “This person will cook for...
Nuns were repainting their chapel, but they kept getting paint on their clothes, so they decided to remove them since they were alone. They heard some one knocking at the door, and one of the nuns asked, “Who is it?” The man at the door...
Two brothers, Kenechi and Oluchi Ochereobia, ran a network of drugs couriers from their bases in Hackney and Cardiff. During their investigation, officers found several pictures of Kenechi posing with thousands of pounds worth of cash – proceeds of his drug dealing. When questioned Kenechi,...
A graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?” A graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” A graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much it cost?” A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, “Do you want fries...
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks....
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after...
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family who does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. “How do you know that?” asks his teacher. “I heard him say it. He and...
A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. The Egyptian man says, “No, not worth it.” The stranger says, “How about 20?” The Egyptian man says, “No, not worth it.”...
A young woman calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many mothers figure out an infant’s weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult scale and then subtracting their own...
