Category: Entertainment

0

Today’s Joke

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...

0

Today’s Joke

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”Man: “Yes!”Reporter: “Name?”Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”Reporter: “Sex?”Man: “Three to five times a week.”Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”Reporter: “Holy cow!”Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”Man: “Yes, horse style,...

0

Today’s Joke

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”Student: “Meat!”Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”Student: “Bacon!”Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”Student: “Homework!”

0

Today’s Joke

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own...

1

Today’s Joke

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning...

1

Today’s Joke

Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”