Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...
The co-writer and original singer of I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll, Alan Merrill, has died after contracting coronavirus. His daughter Laura shared the news, saying the 69-year-old had been healthy enough to play shows a few weeks ago. “He played down the ‘cold’ he thought he...
Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”Man: “Yes!”Reporter: “Name?”Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”Reporter: “Sex?”Man: “Three to five times a week.”Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”Reporter: “Holy cow!”Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”Man: “Yes, horse style,...
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”Student: “Meat!”Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”Student: “Bacon!”Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”Student: “Homework!”
Actor Max Von Sydow, who appeared in films and TV series including The Exorcist, Flash Gordon and Game of Thrones, has died at the age of 90. His family announced “with a broken heart and infinite sadness” that the Swedish-born actor died on Sunday. Von...
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own...
Amanda Bynes’ mother Lynn will have the final say on whether the star marries her fiancé Paul Michael. The 33-year-old actress revealed last week she is engaged her new beau, but her relationship status will need to be approved by her mother Lynn before she...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning...
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
