Today Joke’s
Q: Is Google male or female?A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Category: Entertainment
Today’s Joke
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.Boy: Why do you look so fat?Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.Boy: Is it a good baby?Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Today’s Joke
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The...
Chariots of Fire actor Ben Cross dies aged 72
Actor Ben Cross, who was best known for playing athlete Harold Abrahams in the film Chariots of Fire, has died at the age of 72. His representatives said he had died “suddenly” following a short illness. Writing on his Facebook page, his daughter Lauren said...
Stipe Miocic takes trilogy from retiring Daniel Cormier
Daniel Cormier‘s spirit was willing, but Father Time slows down for no one. In his final career fight, the 41-year-old Cormier (22-3 MMA, 11-3 UFC) had his moments, but Stipe Miocic entered the cage as heavyweight champion Saturday night and left with his belt, as...
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”
Today’s Joke
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...
Today’s Joke
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own...
‘Grey’s Anatomy’ to tackle coronavirus pandemic
In recent seasons, “Grey’s Anatomy” has tackled timely social issues like racism, homelessness, rape, and the deportation of DACA recipients. Now, the show plans to address the coronavirus pandemic and its impact on first responders, an executive producer announced on Tuesday. © Bonnie Osborne JAICY...
