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Today’s Joke

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car....

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There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in. The first man in line started telling his story,...

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Mr Edward sends his young son, Harrison to the mall to buy some household needs. As the teenager stepped into the hall, a picked everything that were on the list and joined the short queue to check out. Suddenly, a lady in her late 50s...

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Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. “Oh, no,” said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. “Was it with Marie Brown?” “I’d rather not say who it was.” “Was it with Betty Smith?” “I’d rather...

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There was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. He went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear....

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In traffic on my way to work, I saw this Ambulance blaring siren and manoeuvring. Suddenly, the driver hits a vehicle in front and Ambulance back doors suddenly open, baskets of Tomatoes fell out. People started chasing the driver, while some are picking free Tomatoes.

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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand...

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One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, “F**k this,” “F**k that.” The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says, “You shouldn’t swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us.” “Is he...

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I had to buy a new printer the other day. The printer I wanted was from the United States and costs like $200, but for some reason, I figured out that if I bought a printer/copier/scanner/faxer/coffee maker/clay oven/tennis racquet restringer from China it will cost...

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Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won’t be a $200 bike this year.” Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of...