Today Joke’s
Q: Is Google male or female?A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Is Google male or female?A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Actress Dame Barbara Windsor, best known for her roles in EastEnders and the Carry On films, has died aged 83. Her husband Scott Mitchell said she had died peacefully from Alzheimer’s at a London care home on Thursday evening. She had been diagnosed with the...
Highlights of Sir Sean Connery’s acting career Sir Sean Connery has died at the age of 90, his family has said. The Scottish actor was best known for his portrayal of James Bond, being the first to bring the role to the big screen and...
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.Boy: Why do you look so fat?Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.Boy: Is it a good baby?Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Actress Gabrielle Union has reached “an amicable resolution” with US TV network NBC over her exit from America’s Got Talent after one season as a judge. Union, who left in 2019, claimed there was a toxic work environment on the show and alleged she was...
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.Boy: Why do you look so fat?Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.Boy: Is it a good baby?Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The...
Actor Ben Cross, who was best known for playing athlete Harold Abrahams in the film Chariots of Fire, has died at the age of 72. His representatives said he had died “suddenly” following a short illness. Writing on his Facebook page, his daughter Lauren said...
Daniel Cormier‘s spirit was willing, but Father Time slows down for no one. In his final career fight, the 41-year-old Cormier (22-3 MMA, 11-3 UFC) had his moments, but Stipe Miocic entered the cage as heavyweight champion Saturday night and left with his belt, as...
“The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.”