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Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, “De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.”  

Joe was considering to go promiscuous so he enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. “Oh, no,” said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. “Was it with Marie Brown?” “I’d rather not say who it was.”...

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman sit in a pub and discuss the best pubs around. The Englishman says, “There’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every one that you buy.” The Scot is not...

Father calls son for a discussion on a weekend and the following conversation followed as the mother listens on: Father: According to the nursery rhyme what bridge is falling down? Son: Dad, I don’t know. Father: I am disappointed at your response. Pay more attention...

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan...

Two men are fishing in a boat under a bridge and see a funeral procession starting across the bridge. One of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge, and the man puts on his cap,...