Category: Entertainment

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, “We don’t want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?” The mother told them, “Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours.” So the nuns left thinking, “What...

At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney...

There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule. The monks lent him one, and they explained that you had...

Jewish people, we’re repulsed by Hitler, but we’re obsessed with him. If you ever want to rob a Jewish person’s house, all you have to do is call them up and tell them there’s a Hitler film festival down at the multiplex, you will be...

Joe asked God, “How much is a penny worth in heaven?” God replied, “$1 million.” Joe asked, “How long is a minute in heaven?” God said, “One million years.” Joe asked for a penny. God said, “Sure, in a minute.”

One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little...

On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn’t find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class. Tuesday, she was again greeted with “penis” on...