A 40-year-old man was wrongly sentenced to jail for 35years over an attempted murder of a burglar. A lone armed robber attacked his house and was almost successfully carting away many valuables. The man quickly took a knife and threw at the criminal. The object...
joke”I have good news and bad news,” the defense lawyer says to his client. “What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, “Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene.” “Dammit!” cries the client. “What’s the good news?” “Well,” the lawyer says, “Your cholesterol...
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you...
I had friends in high school that used to do speed. Actually, they used to take diet pills, cheap speed, and they talked me into trying it one time. They’re like, ‘You won’t want to eat anything.’ Didn’t have that affect on me at all...
Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so...
A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, “I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh.” A man yells, “I’ll take that bet,” and leads the horse into the men’s room. After a couple seconds, a...
What’s the difference between a Northern and a Southern Fairy Tale? The Norther Fairy Tale begins with “Once upon a time…” The Southern Fairy Tale begins with “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this s**t…”
A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You’re not from ’round here are ya?” “No” replies the man, “I’m from New Hampshire.” The bartender looks at him and says, “Well what do...
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.” “That’s mighty nice...
It’s been a couple of years since I actually worked in an office, so I thought I should do something to prepare to get back into the typing, filing and phone answering, and what not. So what I did was I had a friend of...
