After a Chemistry lecture on a certain day, the teacher asked the class to name one type of gas. The class was repentantly quiet for a while and the teacher was alarmed. Suddenly, a student, John indicated by raising his hands up. Teacher: That’s very...
A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, “Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter.” “Excuse me?” says the...
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M....
One day a dubious husband, who had wanted to claim his wife’s belonging, went to confirm worth of his wife’s share from the Stock broker. In finding out, he called his wife who had been ill, on the phone and asked what she was doing…...
Little Johnny was in the living room playing with his toy train as his mother cooked dinner in the Kitchen. Meanwhile, he had abandoned his homework. ”All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to...
My friend thinks he is smart. We were having an innocent conversation on a sunny afternoon. That was after we had lunch together in a meal that required we included onion in the preparation. He told me in a strong opinion that an onion...
Three friends once went to drink and drank to stupor. On their way home in the taxi, they told the driver where they were going to. As soon as the driver noticed that they were drunk, he decided to play them. So, he started the...
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ”Hi,” he croaks.”What’s your name?” The loan officer says, ”My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?” ”Yeah,” says the frog. ”I’d like to borrow some money.” The...
Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas. Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers.
A graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?” A graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” A graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much it cost?” A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, “Do you want fries...
