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Today’s Joke

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning...

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Today’s Joke

Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

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Security Tips

Top 10 Best Personal Security Tips for Students on School Campus   1.  Keep your valuables cautiously and don’t tell your friends about it One of the mistakes students make is leaving their valuables lying unprotected. If you are anything like such students, then changing...

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Brexit: France warns UK of bitter trade negotiations

France has warned Britain to expect a bruising battle with the EU in post-Brexit trade negotiations. French foreign minister Jean-Yves Le Drian predicted the two sides would “rip each other apart” as they strove for advantage in the negotiations. He also said it would be...

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THE MORNING AFTER… by Aunty Grace

How many of you woke up this morning wondering what all the noise about valentine’s day was all about? Is it over already? Many have said that valentine’s day is overrated and the noise made about it and money spent on gifts to prove your...

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Today’s Joke

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,...

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Obamas share messages wishing each other happy Valentine’s Day

Former President Obama and Michelle Obama are marking Valentine’s Day with a pair of lovey-dovey messages – and memories – with one another. The former first lady sent her husband Valentine’s wishes on Friday, tweeting a snowy throwback photo of Obama with the couple’s daughters,...

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Coronavirus: Beijing orders 14-day quarantine for returnees

Beijing has ordered everyone returning to the city to go into quarantine for 14 days or risk punishment in the latest attempt to contain the deadly new coronavirus, state media report. Residents were told to “self-quarantine or go to designated venues to quarantine” after returning...

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Manchester City banned from Champions League for two seasons

Manchester City have been banned from the Champions League for the next two seasons by Uefa and fined €30m (£25m) after they were found to have seriously misled European football’s governing body and broken financial fair play rules. The severity of the ban from both...